Flawed

One time I
yelled at an old lady
charmed a teacher into giving me an A
cheated on a test
keyed a random car door
stuck my gum under a desk
wrote a love note and sent it under someone else's name
destroyed my classmates' better art projects
betrayed a best friend
prayed for my own death
threw a shoe at a girl
stole a pencil
graffiti'd a bathroom stall
made a teacher cry
threw a cup on the ground and when it shattered I called it an accident
slapped a sibling
spit on my friend's face
purposely flooded a school bathroom
ripped a library book
twisted my classmate's arm
punched a boy
bullied a girl for wearing brown shoes
stalked a crush online
pretended to cry
tripped a classmate going up to get an award
buried a pear I didn't want to eat
stopped myself from jumping out of a window
convinced a girl to buy a sweater she looked bad in
ripped a shirt I didn't want to wear
broke a trophy I'd received
tore a pillow to shreds
got on my knees and begged a teacher not to send an interim report card
was in 6th grade and told a second grader I would beat them up
laughed at my dreams with someone I thought I loved
broke my little sister's doll and buried it in the backyard
felt scandalized when I was called vengeful, vindictive, and strong-tempered